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Thu, Oct. 21st, 2004, 10:29 pm
Rant II

first off... FUCK YOU...... need I say more?

ok on to my rant.... SO sat night some dumb whore was driving down the street about a mile from my house... the bitch WRECKS her fucking car... FLIPPED the god damned thing... no... she didnt flip it into a ditch no it didnt go off a hill.... but the bitch was speeding.......... went around a curve too fast ran off the other side of the road tried to correct it and she FLIPS IT! weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee right? ok so shes DEAD because she was STUPID enough to drive.. on a back ass road thats 25mph at 1 fucking am... ok why should this piss me off as much as it does? well let me say... ive never seen a cop on that road... guess what theres plenty of them now. does that effect me? directly NO... but it does my friends... and the guy that lives next door which had his license taken away because it was another state... blah blah FUCK YOU SOUTH CAROLINA! anyways.... so what else could anger me so you ask.... well the fact that the stupid whores friends come up to the god damn place she flipped her stupid car and spay paints EVERY THING.... so these people pay good money to have huge rocks to go around their garden near the road... what do her little cunt friends do? DESTROY THEM... yes they write pointless messages on them with fucking paint.... theres about 200 feet of bullshit written on the road and WE have to look at this every fucking day... ya know if you wanna put flowers there or something thats fine... maybe even make a sign or something... BUT DONT DESTROY SOMETHING THATS NOT YOURS! FUCK YOU YOU LITTLE CUNTS... how the fuck would you like it if i came to your house and wrote shit all over your driveway, road, anything near the road, how the fuck would you like it? i wished i could find these people and just write shit like... oh how do you fucking like this bullshit in front of your house.... or maybe go up to the place where they are writing it and paint over it.... then write in HUGE letters.... HOPE THIS TEACHES YOU FUCKING IDIOTS A LESSON DONT FUCKING SPEED AND WEAR A FUCKING SEATBELT!!!!!!!!! btw.. which she wasnt wearing......... this really fcuking angers me... ya know ... ive had 2 frienda and a cousin die in car wrecks... did i go and destroy shit where they died? NO... actually i didnt even go there to see the place whats the point? id rather remember my last moment with each of them... sadly when one of my friends died we were at his house with his wife and a few other friends.... its like he walked out the door and i never seen him again........ it hurts... almost daily i think of him things around my house of his keep him in mind 3 years later... i wished i woulda had the chance to hang out with him more... and thank him.... if it wasnt for him jason and i would not be together... i remember the first months after he died.... i swore he watched over us... i knew he was there.... like he stuck around just to make sure everything was alright and that his wife would move on... which she did... i remember waiting on him to come home that day... hours had passed... and he wasnt home... we knew something was wrong.. something had to be... few hours later his wife got a call from one of her best friends... her mom happend to work for the police office and found out... and told her which she told his wife.... his wife fell to the floor screaming... crying... at first she thought she was joking and he was there with her telling her to lie and make her feel bad... see.... the guy was always joking around with his wife telling her that one day when hes gone that she wouldnt know where anything was because she could never keep up with stuff... before he left that day he hid her money and keys... playing around...... i miss him... i miss him dearly....


R.I.P Keith we miss you bro...

Mon, Oct. 18th, 2004, 10:28 pm
*sigh*

i just love being pulled into something... then later to find out it was gonna be 200000 Xs more trouble than it was gonna be to begin with. heres what im talking about....

ok so there is the big reptile show in greenville this year its normally in columbia but they have moved it here. my mom calls the promoter of the show and asked him if he needed any help in the area that we could help... ok he said he needed people to put up flyers... No problem right? ok no problem if it was just gonna be us going out on our own time to do this... so im like ok i agreed to this months back. FIND OUT TODAY THAT..... its going to be a GROUP of people (that i dont know) going out and puting flyers on cars. WTF?!?!? at 10am at that.... i CANT do this.... heres a few reasons

1. I have to sleep when J sleeps... he works 3rd shift and if I do not sleep when he does, neither of us sleep. I keep him awake moving around the house and shit and same with him.

2. Im really not good at telling people how to get here or there, its just like one of those things ya know but cant really explain or something... i dont know i dont drive so whatever....

3. EVEN if i could pull of a day to fuck up my sleeping...... its not just ONE day its MORE!!! i cant do that....

so now everyone is mad at me i suppose but i cant help it... really.........

other than that things have been.... alright i suppose...

some girl died down the street apprently... she flipped her car and wasnt wearing her seatbelt. sorry but you dont just FLIP ur car if your doing the speed limit on that road... its just not gonna happen. so not theres lots of kids that go up and down the road or just stay at the site where she died.... granted... its bad someone died... but it happens and she was being stupid... go figure... kids today...

lets see... still havent found a job.

built a big cage for my kittens turned out alright not exactly the way i wanted it.. but the guy next door kinda fucked that up.. LOL but it still loooks ok and it does its job.
bored bored bored..... BLAH

ok to find something to do...

Wed, Oct. 13th, 2004, 02:51 am
Long... Hard......

Boring night... BUT I did Revamp my website :) so i got something done so i suppose thats good... blah its cold im tired... im gonna watch some tv!


Let the blackness roll on
Mother's cool reptilian womb
Ain't so cold tonight
My fingers trace the exit wounds
by graveyard light
There's bone dust in my throat and everything is dead
but it's all right
Take it easy
You bleed so easy
Bleed me an ocean
Bleed me an ocean tonight
By electric graveyard light
Bleed me an ocean
Let me lie beneath the sky
Teach me how to die
Bleed me an ocean
As the blossom eats the butterfly
Can you feel the cold death
That rides along your spine
Let the blackness roll on
You bleed so easy
Let the blackness roll on
I was sexless in clouds again
I was chasing a cold, cold wind
I've become bored with flesh and bone again
The deepest alone
I was riding the turbulence
an ocean of Hades
it's all downhill from here
on the outer nowhere
Let the blackness roll on
You bleed so easy
Let the blackness roll on
I was stoned to the drone
of the blackness that hums
I've become bored with flesh and bone again
The endless hum of the highway drone
I was riding the turbulence
an ocean of Hades
The taste of dead sex on my tongue
On my tongue, yeah
Let the blackness roll on
You bleed so easy
let the blackness roll on
You bleed so easy
Just like a rain drop
I was born baby to fall
and scale these prison walls
It was over before you were born
Sucked into the vacuum of this universal tomb
It was over before you were born
Sucked into the vacuum of this universal tomb
Old blossom dies
Like a young man breathes
The insects hum with their hunger and grieve
An icon of pale bone
Static white dream
Blind in the wilderness
Everybody scream
I couldn't find my way
Out the door
We all died
Woke up on the floor
I ride the painted whore
She gives good universal scream, scream
I ride the painted whore
She gives good universal scream, scream
I ride the painted whore
She gives good universal scream, scream
I ride the painted whore
She gives good universal scream, scream

Tue, Oct. 12th, 2004, 09:56 pm
I AM SO FUCKING SICK...............

of living in this place! what else could go wrong? lets see...... when we moved back in this shit hole we had to move the hotwater heater so that it wasnt in the middle of my bedroom floor... then we got a large leak in the pipes... then there was another leak which flooded my floors... then when that was fixed SOmEONE didnt check the pipe and it was fucking clogged.... part of the drain pipe under the house just got missing so shit kept building up under the house.. lovely right? ok well got that fixed damn if the hot water wouldnt come out... yes... it got cloged and when my father tried to fix it... he mixed up the pipes... so then again my wall has to be torn down to get to the pipes.... so jason and i had to wake up 4 hours into our sleep to get up for dad to work on the pipes... my mother decides shes gonna be super bitch tonight and starts yelling at me for nothing... im tired... pissed off and trying to clean the mess up that was left in my room from someone not picking up their shit they left in my floor! its been over a week since ive had a nice hot shower... trust me... cold ones dont help in fall and you dont stay in there long.... could anything else go wrong? YES lots could... like always theres plenty i havent mentioned in here like the fact that i cant plug in another computer due to the fucking breakers in this place... and the fucking idiots that wired this house... ITS FUCKING ANNOYING!

we dont have a kitchen... we now have a microwave and a mini fridge thanks to Jason. So atleast we can have nasty frozen food instead of eating a sandwitch for breakfast lunch and dinner



YEs i know this is one big run-on mess but... DO I GIVE A FUCK RIGHT NOW!??!!? NO! I cant be fucked with periods and capitals and all that bullshit. ok so when we had our old router in here... my mother woke me up to reboot the god damn thing........ HOW FUCKING RUDE IS THAT SHIT?!?!?! does she pay for the internet? NO! if it wasnt for me and j they wouldnt be able to even use their computer because we have to reformat the thing every other week because of the lovely viri that my dad gets from all his porn. god i swear im going to go live in a tent. things just keep pissing me off.

And YES i felt i need to vent in this bullshit thing so please... STFU with any stupid comments you might have on how "it could be worse" cause quite frankly i dont give a damn what it could and couldnt be.. cause i could just argue the fact that it could be better...................... but no... this is the way things are so... blah.......... ok i THINK i might be done i dunno though.. BLAH

Wed, Oct. 6th, 2004, 05:05 am

Name 3 Bad Habits You Have:
1. lazyness
2. proctastination
3. sleeping too much

Name 3 Things That You Wish You Had:
1. lots of money
2. better social skills
3. a job

Name 3 Scents You Love:
1. spring mornings
2. garlic bread
3. Jason after he takes a shower *sniffs J*

Name 3 Things You'd Never Wear:
1. capri pants... those things are so fucking ugly
2. 50s clothing... not my style id rather die
3. Ghetto clothing

Name 3 Things You Are Thinking About Now:
1. wondering when J is getting home
2. hoping i get a job
3. sleeping

Name 3 Songs You've Listened To In The Past 24 Hours:
1. In Flames - My Sweet Shadow
2. Atreyu - Atleast I Know Im a Sinner
3. Life of Agony - River Runs Red

Name 3 Of Your Favorite Singers/Bands:
1. Acid Bath (Dax Riggs)
2. In Flames (Anders Fridén)
3. Life of Agony (Keith Caputo)

Name 3 Things That You Have Done Today:
1. cleaned
2. watched the VP debate
3. Cooked

Name the Last 3 Things You Have Bought:
1. Fishnets
2. Halloween makeup stuff
3. Cloth for costume

Name 3 Drinks You Regularly Drink:
1. Cherry Pepsi
2. gatorade propel fitness water (berry)
3. Tea

Last Person You Hugged?
I hugged: Jason before he went to work

Last Thing You Laughed At?
Scott callign me diirtee

Last Time You Cried?
today (rip rodney dangerfield!)

What's In Your CD Player?
Life of Agony

What Color Socks Are You Wearing?
not wearing socks

What's Under Your Bed?
nothing its all in my closets!

what time did you wake up today?
i havent slept yet

Current Hair?
Black / red and pinkish

Current Clothes?
Grey Pjs

Current Annoyance?
being jobless

Current Desktop Picture?
Orchids

Current Worry?
getting a job!

Current Hate?
The president

Last CD You Bought?
i forget we run a radio station for gods sake how do i keep up with all them?!!?

Favorite Place To Be?
Kure beach

Least Favorite Place?
arizona (pretty place... but not for me)

If You Could Play An Instrument?
i Can play flute.... and no you perverts not the skin flute... well atleast not yours...

Favorite Color?
purple

Do You Believe In An Afterlife?
sorta

How Tall Are You?
5'9"

Favorite Season?
winter

Favorite Day.
its not today thats for sure

Where Would You Like To Go?
1. New Zealand
2. Sweden
3. Alaska ( to see the aurora borealis 0
4. Hawaii

*past 48 hours*

01. cried: yes.
02. bought something: no
03. gotten sick: was sick
05. eaten: yes
06. been kissed: yes
07. felt stupid: yes
08. wanted to tell someone you loved them, but didn't: no
09. met someone new: no
10. moved on: no
11. talk to an ex: no
12. missed an ex: no
13. talked to someone you have a crush on: no
14. had a serious talk: no
15. missed someone: yes
16. hugged someone: yes
17. fought with your parents: no
18. dreamed about someone you can't be with: no

*personal*
01. who is your role model: cant say i have one
02. what are some of your pet peeves: cockyness, huge egos, people that thing they know everything, people that thinkg they know everything but actually show they are complete idiots.....
03. have you ever liked someone you had no chance with: yeah
04. have you ever cried over the opposite sex: umm yeah
05. do you have a "type" of person you always go after: hah Metalheads with long hair? :) <3 jsin
06. rather have a relationship or a "hookup": relationship
07. want someone you don't have right now: nope
08. ever liked your best guy/girl friend: yeah years ago
09. do you want to get married: I would, but i dont see that happening
10. do you want kids: one day.....
11. do you believe in psychics: neg
12. do you believe you know the person whom you will marry at this point in time: ill never get married
13. are you happy with you: no
14. are you happy with your life: somewhat

Wed, Oct. 6th, 2004, 01:46 am
At Least I Know I'm A Sinner

Lift up a stone and you will find him,
cherish the beauty in the world around us
Not in buildings or crosses made by man
Judge me, fuck you, stop playing god,
Your forked tongue prophecies,
carelessly caressing the wounds of the weak
People like you should be crucified,
then maybe just maybe you would have an idea
Of what you are talking about.
My only solace is that one day,
judgment will come for the wicked, then we will see who burns
Raise up your head, unclasp your hands,
your weakness makes me tremble
True strength comes from within
And we were given this life to live,
not exist under standards, set by some bullshit rule book
What prayers of yours, were ever answered, by degrading others
Spare me your biblical back peddling nonsense
For the people that you've hurt, and the being your dishonor,
Your fall from grace, will finally justify my means
Judge me and now you are me and what's worse
You are now a traitor to your god
Tell me Judas, how does it feel to be looked down upon
Sinners like you, should be stung up from the highest tree
you judged me and now you are me, stop playing god


Tue, Oct. 5th, 2004, 10:26 pm
RIP Rodney Dangerfield (1921-2004)

Yes guys it is one sad day for me. One of my favorite actors/comics died at age 82 today at 1:20pm. Rodney Dangerfield... what can I say... one funny man I loved the guy. heres what was on yahoo tonight...



LOS ANGELES - Rodney Dangerfield, the bug-eyed comic whose self-deprecating one-liners brought him stardom in clubs, television and movies and made his lament "I don't get no respect" a catchphrase, died Tuesday. He was 82.

Dangerfield, who fell into a coma after undergoing heart surgery, died at 1:20 p.m., said publicist Kevin Sasaki. Dangerfield had a heart valve replaced Aug. 25 at the University of California, Los Angeles, Medical Center.

Sasaki said in a statement that Dangerfield suffered a small stroke after the operation and developed infectious and abdominal complications. But in the past week he had emerged from the coma, the publicist said.

Clad in a black suit, red tie and white shirt with collar that seemed too tight, Dangerfield convulsed audiences with lines such as: "When I was born, I was so ugly that the doctor slapped my mother," "When I started in show business, I played one club that was so far out my act was reviewed in Field and Stream," and "Every time I get in an elevator, the operator says the same thing to me: `Basement?'"

In a 1986 interview, he explained the origin of his "respect" trademark: "I had this joke: `I played hide and seek; they wouldn't even look for me.' To make it work better, you look for something to put in front of it: I was so poor, I was so dumb, so this, so that. I thought, `Now what fits that joke?' Well, `No one liked me' was all right. But then I thought, a more profound thing would be, `I get no respect.'"

Dangerfield is survived by his wife, Joan, and two children from a previous marriage.

Tue, Oct. 5th, 2004, 04:17 am

Copy these past them in a comment and put a "x" those that apply.



WOULD YOU........
() Dance with me?
() Play checkers with me?
() Hold me?
() Make me laugh?
() Would you make a move and make out with me?
() will you make the first move?
() go out with me?
() give me your number?
() have sex with me?
() give me money?
() let me kiss you?
() watch a movie with me?
() have dinner with me?
() let me borrow your car?
() feed me?
() Punch me in the face?
() take a shower with me?
() be my gf/bf?
() have a fling with me?
() be there for me?
() buy me a drink?
() take me home for the night?
() give me a good time?
() ROCK OUT WITH YOUR SOCK OUT??!
() re-post this for me to answer your questions

Mon, Oct. 4th, 2004, 02:35 am
F(r)iend - In Flames

As they all felt the fire
they turned me into an outsider
I never heard from them again
So ironic when you called for a favor today

It's always easy to judge
But it takes a lot to be specific
Cause as you preach you're opening the door
To your egos past

There was a day when I could forget
I could forgive but those days are gone
I see them fade

Filth in every new day
Filth runs in every new day

I learned to mute the anger
I never thought I would be there again a moment, a dead end
I lost myself in here

Filth in every new day
Filth runs in every new day

I ran as I saw the end
Should I have joined the fight instead
Hope you are listening cause now times have changed

I take a look around
I say this moments mine
Flee all the weak minds
Feel my missed hidden rage

Filth in every new day
Filth runs in every new day

________________________________________________________________


Ya know, As much as I HATE to say it....... I HATE PEOPLE
the select few I don't I still don't like to be around much. I guess I'm just not a people person I tend to stay home most of the time. I stay home with my man and my animals. I don't go out, I don't "Party", I don't go to clubs, I don't dance, I don't drink, I don't do drugs, I don't like people(MOST are worthless)
So why should I like people?
heres a few reason I don't like them...

Reason 1 - Ok so I used to have friends when I went to school. Some were friends since K5. Where are they now? I DONT KNOW! Why you ask do i not know? Hmm maybe because they just ditched me one day, started to never return my phone calls, stopped coming over to see me, found a bf/gf and ditched Monica. Ok to those who have done this... FUCK YOU!

Reason 2 - ok well reason one was enough but thers more... Most people only use people for bigger and better things, once they have moved on to said things they ditch you because you are nothing to them now and they are better than you because they have moved on to bigger and better things.

Reason 3 - They can never have balls. And by this I mean they can never come to you with a problem they might have with you. Or tell you something to your face, its one thing if they are trying to be nice... ya know like when a woman ask her husband if she looks fat in a dress and shes like 50+lbs overweight and its made of latex or something and he goes "no honey you look wonderful!" trying not to hurt her feelings. Its when you work with someone or similar type "working" with, that i am talking about... and they cant say hey i have a problem with this... this... or that...

Reason 4 - Your opinion is shit. Plain and simple no one cares, no one wants to hear your bitching, no one wants your advice unless its asked.


ok so a few reasons why I hate most people.....

ok on to other things.....

haven't done much today... sat around did some work on some things... other than that its been a slow night. No one is online tonight which sucks. Jsin is at work... bah! Hopefully i will hear from the job i applied to a few days ago... My cousin works there and she said its looking pretty good another girl quit so hopefully i have the job in the bag. Its only part time but anything is better than nothing.

ok im done bitching...........

Sun, Oct. 3rd, 2004, 12:25 am
toatf

I am SO fucking sick of all this fighting, all this bitching, all this everything........ Fuck you all. Suck my cock.... the end! And don't even ask what im talking about or who.... it isnt just one person......... or even 2...........

Sat, Oct. 2nd, 2004, 01:34 am
I KNOW this was done before but damn you fuckers answer this!

please copy it and post it and your answers in my comments thanks.


1. My name:
2. Where did we meet?:
3. Take a stab at my middle name:
4. How long have you known me?:
5. How well do you know me?:
6. Do I smoke?:
7. Do I believe in God?:
8. When you first saw me what was your impression?:
9. My age:
10. Birthday:
11. Color hair:
12. Color eyes:
13. Do I have any siblings?:
14. What's one of my favorite things to do?:
15. Do you remember one of the 1st things I said to you?:
16. What's my favorite type of music?:
17. What is the best feature about me?
18. Am I shy or outgoing?:
19. Would you say I am funny?:
20. Am I a rebel or do I follow all the rules?:
21. Any Special Talents?:
22. Would you consider me a friend?:
24. Have you ever seen me cry?:
25. Do I drink?:
26. Have I ever had sex?:
27. If there were one good nickname for me what would it be?
28. On a scale from 1-10 (10 being the highest) how good of friends are we?
29. Do you want this to change?
30. Am I a good friend?
31. What are my best qualities?
32. Am I attractive?
33. Would you ever date me?
35. Describe me in one word :

Fri, Oct. 1st, 2004, 11:40 pm
im bored yet again....


You are the color turquoise. A fairly tempermental
person, you're either upset or tranquil most of
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You're a mysterious person, yet somehow
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He likes to be by himself a lot, but don't let that scare you off. He has a very caring soul and he will always love you from the bottom of his heart! And if your friends start
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will always love you from the bottom of his
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HASH(0x8b2df18)
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something probably very sad happened in your
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But, dont forget this very important thing:
Purple is made from blue and red, and with just
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I am flower named MadamSin !
I consist of my friends!
Are you flower too?





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warning.

Fri, Oct. 1st, 2004, 04:46 am

not bisexual



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Sun, May. 16th, 2004, 02:28 pm
A few jokes.. and an entry...

I read this article that said the typical symptoms of stress are eating too much, smoking too much, impulse buying, and driving too fast. Are they kidding? That is my idea of a perfect day.

I know what Victoria's Secret is. The secret is that nobody older than 30 can fit into their stuff.

"If men can run the world, why can't they stop wearing neckties? How intelligent is it to start the day by tying a noose around your neck?"

Skinny people irritate me! Especially when they say things like, "You know sometimes I just forget to eat." Now I've forgotten my address, my mother's maiden name, and my keys. But I've never forgotten to eat. You have to be a special kind of idiot to forget to eat!

They keep telling us to get in touch with our bodies. Mine isn't all that communicative but I heard from it the other day after I said, "Body, how'd you like to go to the six o'clock class in vigorous toning?" Clear as a bell my body said, "listen witch... do it and die!"

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Ok I am bored as hell. Nothing to do and Sin just went to work. I hate weekends theres never anything on tv to watch, so i suppose im going to start working on my website today while hes gone. We went fishing friday night all night caught a few good fish didnt get home till 6 sat morning. We have a new litter of kittens they are cute I think i shall post pictures of them sometime today... we actually have 2 litters but ones 6 wks old and this one is just a week... i suppose we have more somewhere my female cat outside was preg. Im so damn tired lately. Anyways i suppose i shall get going and do some work around here... ill post some more Quiz things tonight...


Sun, May. 16th, 2004, 01:38 pm
Since i like to steal things from John.....

Ive stolen this... please copy it and post it and your answers in my comments thanks.


1. My name:
2. Where did we meet?:
3. Take a stab at my middle name:
4. How long have you known me?:
5. How well do you know me?:
6. Do I smoke?:
7. Do I believe in God?:
8. When you first saw me what was your impression?:
9. My age:
10. Birthday:
11. Color hair:
12. Color eyes:
13. Do I have any siblings?:
14. What's one of my favorite things to do?:
15. Do you remember one of the 1st things I said to you?:
16. What's my favorite type of music?:
17. What is the best feature about me?
18. Am I shy or outgoing?:
19. Would you say I am funny?:
20. Am I a rebel or do I follow all the rules?:
21. Any Special Talents?:
22. Would you consider me a friend?:
24. Have you ever seen me cry?:
25. Do I drink?:
26. Have I ever had sex?:
27. If there were one good nickname for me what would it be?
28. On a scale from 1-10 (10 being the highest) how good of friends are we?
29. Do you want this to change?
30. Am I a good friend?
31. What are my best qualities?
32. Am I attractive?
33. Would you ever date me?
35. Describe me in one word :

Sun, May. 16th, 2004, 12:43 am
Stolen- Thanks bro

Hot
Hot Sauce


What Condiment are you?
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entrancing
You have an entrancing kiss~ the kind that leaves
your partner bedazzled and maybe even feeling
he/she is dreaming. Quite effective; the kiss
that never lessens and always blows your
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What kind of kiss are you?
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stalker
You're goin' down! FOR STALKING!
Please rate if you liked!

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Bondage Bear
Bondage Bear


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Aries
You should be dating an Aries.
21 March - 19 April
This person is a leader, very energetic, always
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selfish, this ram enjoys sexy new challenges in
bed!


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Your Heart is Red


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My inner child is sixteen years old today

My inner child is sixteen years old!


Life's not fair! It's never been fair, but while
adults might just accept that, I know
something's gotta change. And it's gonna
change, just as soon as I become an adult and
get some power of my own.


How Old is Your Inner Child?
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Take the What High School
Stereotype Are You?
quiz.






Bondage movie! You're into BSDM (Bondage &
Discipline, Dominance & Submission) and chances
are, you're fond of whips, chains, harnesses,
and tight leather outfits. You like to mix a
little pain with a LOT of pleasure, baby!


What kind of porno would you star in?
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DisorderRating
Paranoid:High
Schizoid:Moderate
Schizotypal:Moderate
Antisocial:High
Borderline:Very High
Histrionic:Moderate
Narcissistic:High
Avoidant:High
Dependent:Very High
Obsessive-Compulsive:High

-- Personality Disorder Test - Take It! --

Sat, May. 15th, 2004, 10:16 pm
Ok Bro.....

I hope this makes you happy I now have one of these things... Happy?